-By David Guzman
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Team Jacob knows it doesn’t take much to get the lupine lover-boy
Taylor Lautner plays to take his shirt off, so it makes sense that
he’d end up going one step further for
The Twilight Saga:
Breaking Dawn–Part 2, given how it’s the finale of the
franchise and all. While it’s odd that any film in this series
would make audiences wait 23 minutes to bask in his beefy glory, he
ups the ante by pulling down his pants, revealing the one piece of
clothing he apparently doesn’t mind having to replace after turning
into a wolf: underwear. They’re gray, by the way.
That’s how everything works this time around—Twi-hards will get
everything they’ve come to expect from the other four films based
on Stephenie Meyer’s bodice-rippers for young readers, but there’s
enough extra kick here to give the franchise the send-off it
deserves. Sure, the good
Twilight movies aren’t exactly
classics, and Eclipse, the only bad movie, was forgettable, but
those who don’t think there are any tricks this franchise can pull
off to impress them never saw Lautner in boxer briefs.
Part 2 doesn’t dawdle as much as
Part 1, now that the
honeymoon that almost ruined the earlier film is over. Plus,
Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), the rapidly growing child Edward Cullen’s
(Robert Pattinson) human wife Bella (Kristen Stewart) died giving
birth to, is at the center of lots of drama now that Bella’s
getting accustomed to life as a vampire, starting with Jacob’s role
as Renesmee’s caretaker. As if it weren’t inconvenient enough to
bring her not-so-secret admirer into the family, Bella isn’t happy
to find out he’s nicknamed her "Nessie": "You nicknamed my daughter
after the Loch Ness Monster?!"
Renesmee, though, has bigger problems, namely vampires from Italy
who call themselves the Volturi. When Edward’s psychic sister Alice
(Ashley Greene) gets wind of their plans to kill Renesmee under the
theory that kids who become immortal obliterate everyone around
them, the Cullens round up creatures of the night from all over the
world to see that she’s half-vampire, and therefore not a bane to
their existence. Still, given how devious Volturi ringleader Aro
(Michael Sheen) is, it’s a good thing they’ve got those vampires in
their corner.
For all the risks that pay off, the left turn in the climax is so
laughable it might have audiences howling even louder than the
wolves. Fans of
The Lord of the Rings know how long it can take to get a
climax off the ground, but this film proves that if there’s
anything more annoying than a battle with false starts, it’s one
with a false finish.
Sheen doesn’t let audiences in on the fun he seems to be having
either, so why bother putting up with so many rough edges? Perhaps
because the chemistry between Stewart and Pattinson is stronger
than ever, making the whole thing more satisfying. Also, given that
Dakota Fanning can bring so much spunk to her role as a Volturi
member without opening her mouth, it’s interesting to see how much
talent this movie has at its disposal. The potential to be as
entertaining as this may have come too late for
Twilight
agnostics, but let no one accuse
Breaking Dawn of giving
moviegoers too little.
Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn--Part 2
There’s a lot in this vampire saga’s swan song for fans to sink their teeth into.
Nov 15, 2012
-By David Guzman
Team Jacob knows it doesn’t take much to get the lupine lover-boy Taylor Lautner plays to take his shirt off, so it makes sense that he’d end up going one step further for
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn–Part 2, given how it’s the finale of the franchise and all. While it’s odd that any film in this series would make audiences wait 23 minutes to bask in his beefy glory, he ups the ante by pulling down his pants, revealing the one piece of clothing he apparently doesn’t mind having to replace after turning into a wolf: underwear. They’re gray, by the way.
That’s how everything works this time around—Twi-hards will get everything they’ve come to expect from the other four films based on Stephenie Meyer’s bodice-rippers for young readers, but there’s enough extra kick here to give the franchise the send-off it deserves. Sure, the good
Twilight movies aren’t exactly classics, and Eclipse, the only bad movie, was forgettable, but those who don’t think there are any tricks this franchise can pull off to impress them never saw Lautner in boxer briefs.
Part 2 doesn’t dawdle as much as
Part 1, now that the honeymoon that almost ruined the earlier film is over. Plus, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), the rapidly growing child Edward Cullen’s (Robert Pattinson) human wife Bella (Kristen Stewart) died giving birth to, is at the center of lots of drama now that Bella’s getting accustomed to life as a vampire, starting with Jacob’s role as Renesmee’s caretaker. As if it weren’t inconvenient enough to bring her not-so-secret admirer into the family, Bella isn’t happy to find out he’s nicknamed her "Nessie": "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!"
Renesmee, though, has bigger problems, namely vampires from Italy who call themselves the Volturi. When Edward’s psychic sister Alice (Ashley Greene) gets wind of their plans to kill Renesmee under the theory that kids who become immortal obliterate everyone around them, the Cullens round up creatures of the night from all over the world to see that she’s half-vampire, and therefore not a bane to their existence. Still, given how devious Volturi ringleader Aro (Michael Sheen) is, it’s a good thing they’ve got those vampires in their corner.
For all the risks that pay off, the left turn in the climax is so laughable it might have audiences howling even louder than the wolves. Fans of
The Lord of the Rings know how long it can take to get a climax off the ground, but this film proves that if there’s anything more annoying than a battle with false starts, it’s one with a false finish.
Sheen doesn’t let audiences in on the fun he seems to be having either, so why bother putting up with so many rough edges? Perhaps because the chemistry between Stewart and Pattinson is stronger than ever, making the whole thing more satisfying. Also, given that Dakota Fanning can bring so much spunk to her role as a Volturi member without opening her mouth, it’s interesting to see how much talent this movie has at its disposal. The potential to be as entertaining as this may have come too late for
Twilight agnostics, but let no one accuse
Breaking Dawn of giving moviegoers too little.